When I was just a little tater tot, my sister and I used to fight over who got the good controller on my Grandmas Atari.  The good controller was the one that was loosened up from years of use and could make those on a dime movements you expect when you're a Demon Attack champion.  She usually won it because she was freakishly strong for her size, but to this day I hold the Demon Attack high score so I guess we know who the real winner is.

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